Vajazzling

 Note this moment. Because there'll be a day when you're asked, ''Where were you when you first heard of vajazzling?''

I thought if I alerted you to the existence of vajazzling here in the privacy of our one-on-one reading communion, the damage would be contained. It would mean your shock-induced coughing fit resulting in latte spraying out of your nose would occur here, preventing you the public humiliation of spitting your drink into someone's face when the conversation turned to vajazzling and you innocently asked, ''What's that?''

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