Sex Party versus Family First on The Drum

Morning television is the intellectual equivalent of having Burger Rings, smokes and an asbestos bong for breakfast (a big hello Shane Warne if you're reading). 

My firm belief as a professional in the area of "What I reckon based on no evidence or qualifications whatsoever" is that AM TV turns brains into lumps of ash coloured phlegm that smell like Laurie Oakes' crack. Let's not call it a belief but a hypothesis shall we? And while you're at it you can call me Professor. 

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[Corporate, racist, white male oppressor]

Just wondering if you would like to present your three pre-pubescent, hairless boys to your Comrade Germaine Greer for a shooting of The Boy Beautiful 2? Ohhh, Germaine would LOVE your little boys. Perhaps they could line up for it with Bindy Irwin? Perhaps then she could 'get laid'.

[Corporate, racist, white male oppressor]

BTW, go fuck YOURself, you commie moll, with a hammer and sickle, if possible.