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  • GirlsPrivateFeminism
    Melbourne Private Girl School Begs for Money for Equality Just for ‘our girls’ because feminism – Annie Moss Wednesday, May 13th, 2015
    So yesterday I got a really important piece of mail from my old school, one of the more expensive private girls’ schools in Australia. They need my help to support their ‘2015 Equality Campaign’. I know what you’re thinking, how can I help some of the most privileged girls in the country to become more ...
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    Shrine Of Disappointment Wednesday, May 6th, 2015
    I’d like to erect a shrine to disappointment. A mate I met knocking around writers’ rooms in my 20s recently said, ”Dev, gag-writing’s a young man’s game. By our age the disappointment has set in.” I disagreed. But I got it – the disappointment setting in. I was about 10 years old when I realised my ...
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  • football
    Half-hearted escape into the unbearable lightness of footy Tuesday, May 5th, 2015
    YES, I am from Melbourne. But no, I’m not into the footy. How about I stand still while the rest of you skin me alive with broken glass? But I do have a team. Actually a few years back I changed from North Melbourne to Essendon. Informing my family I’d defected felt as if I’d admitted ...
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    Mothers Day Is Bullshit Tuesday, May 5th, 2015
    I say this every year. I do not want/need/require/deserve any Mother’s Day cards, gifts or bullshit. I do not need to be thanked. My kids owe me nothing. I chose to have kids. No sacrifice. I did it for the same reason every woman with full access to fertility control does. Selfish narcissism.  My boys did not opt into this ...
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    Exposure? Shove it. Show Me The Money Tuesday, April 28th, 2015
    Career advice. Two things. Never work for free. Never ask anyone to work for free. Got it? Good. I, like many freelancers, constantly get requests from businesses to work for free. It’s offensive, rude and unprofessional. And very, very common. And not just grass roots groups, multi-national corporations. Let me share with you yesterday’s request which was ...
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    The ANZAC Spirit. Top 100 Hate Comments Saturday, April 25th, 2015
    “Now, I don’t like Anzac Day for the precise reasons that I don’t like genocide, war, rape, violence, mutilation, pain, trauma, post-traumatic stress disorder, ethnic cleansing, gas attacks, artillery, conscription, nationalism, imperialism and death machines. It’s probably just me. I wrote something about Anzac Day because to me it is not about a chewy biscuit, ...
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    ANZAC Day 2015 Saturday, April 25th, 2015
    Anzac day makes me physically ill. Always has. Nausea. Anger. Headache. Sadness. Confusion. When I was young I didn’t understand what this volcanic feeling of about to explode was. I’m so glad more people are seeing Anzac for what it is, what it’s always been. And so relieved people are saying it. Branzac. I don’t understand why people kicking ...
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    Tips From A Barely Adequate Mother Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015
    Some call me a bad mother. I prefer to think of myself as relaxed. I don’t know what my kids think of me, but they call me hell in a skin suit, the fat maggot and Exhibit A. In front of the child protection officers. We love playing pretend. I pretend to be ...
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  • procrastination_export
    Writing tips. Procrastination. Thursday, April 16th, 2015
    They say procrastination is crack for writers.  But they say a lot of things.  I don’t even know what it means, but I think it’s true. When I started out as a writer I was working with a fabulous bloke and great Australian satirist, the late John Herovium.  We were working on something that had to ...
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    The Narcissism Of Motherhood Monday, April 13th, 2015
    I never wanted to ‘become a mother’ I decided to have a child. It was 1994. I’d been living with Marz for a few years and someone asked if we were going to have children. I was 26. It had never dawned on me. So I said to him ‘We’ve been together for a few years but we’ve ...
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