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The letter I left on the windscreen of the 4WD parked in our street

27 October 2011 Good Morning! I’m astonished but not at all surprised by the profound selfishness and complete lack of thought displayed when you parked your car this morning. I say not surprised because anyone purchasing a dangerous antisocial monster truck like you have (that, like 80% of 4WDs, never leave the metropolitan area and are involved in three times as many collisions, speeding fines, drink driving convictions and failure to wear seatbelt infringements. And as far as backing over toddlers is concerned 4WDs have the game stitched up) would not be known for their thoughtfulness or intelligence. Nothing that says provincial loser more than a 4WD Mazda.

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