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- 4WDs. I don't give a stuff about you and I vote...
- A Christmas column. To say I love you.
- A visit back to my own church 20 years on...
- All Australians Deserve Free Health Care
- All children need is to know they are loved
- Atheist Buses in Australia
- Australian Bill of She’ll Be Rights, Mate
- Australian Citizenship Tests
- Banned in Mildura by the Catholic Church. Who? Me.
- Bettina Arndt. Dear Uptight White Honkie
- Border Security. Wot Cuns.
- Catholic Facebook. Log in for Jesus! You ain't fooling me.
- Catholic World Youth Day. What a crock.
- Chadstone. No one gets out alive.
- Chartbusting 80s. The jewel in Channel 31s crown. Thanks to Queen Josie
- Circumsision, CUT IT OUT!
- Corporate Exclusion. Or Why I Wish I Were A Man
- Corporate speak, weasel words and corporate maggots
- Culture jamming with my one year old 2004 election
- Cycling
- Cycling TV
- Dennis Shanahan, Julian Assange, Qanda. Love triangle.
- Dog whistling. From the vault...
- Drug policy based on science not ideology
- Dyslexia as an election issue
- Environmental vandals. Meanwhile the rest of us have bucket bong back..
- Euthanasia. Death with a happy ending
- Footy Show. Pigs In Suits.
- Funderdome
- Gay Marriage
- Global Atheist Convention 2010
- God Has Narcissistic Personality Disorder
- God Is Bullshit: The Resurrection 2011 Melbourne International Comedy Festival
- Good Friday. Lapsed Catholics and childhood brainwashing
- Grand Prix. Some suburbs should have fences...
- Hey Hey It’s Saturday. The Director’s Cut.
- Homeless women. Wish in a car
- I love Tony Abbott. How could you not?
- ISRAEL Upper Gallilee. A woman identifying herself simply as ‘Mary’ claims her nine-year-old son Jesus Christ is The Son Of God™.
- International Womens' Day - Hookers, doormats and corporate bitches
- International Womens' Day - The Age
- International Womens' Day - Vajazzling
- Julia Gillard PM. It's a Girl!
- Julie Bishop Death Stare
- Just Keep Going. A tribute to everyday heroes.
- Leave Kevin Rudd ALONE
- Logies 2006
- Logies 2007
- Logies 2008
- Logies 2009
- Logies Twitter Ban
- MTR 1377. Knob Radio
- Malcolm Turnbull. From the vault...
- Marriage. What a crock.
- Mary MacKillop.
- Matty Johns Footy Legend
- Melbourne Writer's Festival 25th Anniversary Portrait by Beowulf Sheehan
- Melbourne Writers' Festival 2010
- Melbourne, Moomba, March. Three of my favorite things. Birdman Rally. Make that four.
- Mental Health blow out. WTF? Mental health shamefully underfunded.
- Midsomer Murders. I see (uptight) white people. Welcome to Caucasia
- Miranda Devine. Why gay marriage activists need her more than rallies
- Monogamy. What a crock.
- Names. Women who marry and change. Children getting father's
- Northland and Southland
- Office Christmas Party Tips
- Planetshakers Church. Awesomeness for Jesus!
- Pokies. What's to lose if we get rid of them?
- Private school thugs. Nothing new.
- Private schools. We cannot work for you for free.
- Private schools? Want em? Pay yourself. Every single cent.
- Public Schooling saves family with three children one million dollars.
- Pushy Women. The festival of Town Bikes.
- Q and A, $30 billion church tax breaks
- Quakers
- Republic of Australia
- Ricky Gervais' hosting the 68th Golden Globe Awards
- Robert Doyle. Melbourne Lord Mayor. All ambition. No talent.
- Sex Party versus Family First on The Drum
- Shoot First with Chris Beck
- Showing the kids a good time
- Slutwalk
- Smack kids harder and in public
- Supersize your soul
- The day my dear little Charlie started school, February 2, 2009
- The letter I left on the windscreen of the 4WD parked in our street
- Tips From A Barely Adequate Mother
- Tony Abbott. Our Father Who Art In Speedos
- Tracy Grirmshaw vs. Matty Johns
- Twitter. So not about it. Thank-you
- Twitter. Why I Did What I Did
- Two And A Half Men. It's No Joke.
- Two and a Half men will kill your brain
- Unhappy? Because we are not spending? Bullshit.
- Vajazzling
- When you don't know what to do, do anything.
- You Know You're Catholic If...