Another brilliant piece from a GUNNAS WRITING MASTERCLASS WRITER.
Once upon a time there was a barista called Kahve. He had a dark complexion and a cute face that looked like a Pug. In fact , he was a Pug!
A pug that could make coffee. The Doggy Style cafe was on Roof Roof St. in Barktown. Everyday he would make at least fifty coffees for the paw. It’s something he did for free to give back to his community. The paw community enjoyed his coffee topped with kebab sprinkles.
One day, two of the chums were barking and literally behaving like dogs.
Kahve was annoyed and barked, “Stop being pigs!”
And just then, along came a pig!
She was pretty in pink and as pink as marshmallows. Smooth, and had lips crimson red that resembled rabbit’s blood .
Because of that, Kahve dropped the jug of milk frother and slipped, falling at the feet of the purple polished pigs feet.
Gee she smelt good. Like a good sausage scented with cinnamon and hot as crackling! Kahve composed himself and got on all fours.
And because of that, he could see she had a diamond on her snout. A sparkling diamente. This piece of work sure had class and bling.
She looked him in the eyes and snorted at him.
Until finally Kahve got up the courage and decided to give a crack at her. He offered her some mudcake. He introduced himself and found her name was Pinky.
Kahve was smitten with Pinky and gave her a pinky promise to take her on a date.