Sex Party versus Family First on The Drum

Morning television is the intellectual equivalent of having Burger Rings, smokes and an asbestos bong for breakfast (a big hello Shane Warne if you’re reading).

My firm belief as a professional in the area of “What I reckon based on no evidence or qualifications whatsoever” is that AM TV turns brains into lumps of ash coloured phlegm that smell like Laurie Oakes’ crack. Let’s not call it a belief but a hypothesis shall we? And while you’re at it you can call me Professor.


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