I’ll be at Slutwalk with my three sons aged eight, nine and 13. They’ll be wearing tee shirts that read ‘YOU‘RE NOT ALLOWED TO RAPE SLUTS EITHER’.
Sure, I could go vintage with ‘FAT CHICKS SHIT ME’, rocking the retro with ‘ALL YOU VIRGINS THANKS FOR NOTHING’ or getting my postmodern on with ‘NO ROOT NO RIDE’ but they just don’t cut it. ‘You’re not allowed to rape sluts either’ is the message we need to get across. The medieval caveat on slut rape has expired. Sluts are people too, I don’t know much about sluts but I know what I like, I’m a slut and I vote…and so forth.